How to make Mayan Coffee

Ingredients: coffee, alcohol, whipped cream, cherries, orange peel and a streak of pyromania.

I can't vouch for how authentic this is in terms of Mayan tradition since this spectacle did take place after a ho-hum dinner at Temptation Resort in Cancun. Zoe described it best as "a beautiful thing to behold (but tasted like a stale cigar)." It's still worth ordering though. Even though my regular morning cup of coffee tastes better than this, I gotta admit the guy has a few more tricks up his sleeve than my coffee cart guy on the corner of 46th and Madison.